Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)

Haha funny pecker fell off

by Funny pecker July 6, 2021

pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.

pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.

by red_baron1986 August 12, 2015

Pecker Whipped

Synonym for dick whipped and dicktimized.

Used by cowboys, residents of the Southern and Mid-Western US states, IQ-challenged Gen X'ers, and/or Millenials on their underage girlfriend(s), wife(s), or secret gay lover(s).

Ma'am you've been pecker whipped! While taking your cowboy hat off as a gesture of respect.

by Calinga Bro January 28, 2025

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

PECKER NAT

Someone who won't go away and hang around expecting to get high on other people's drugs.

Person #1: Why is Matt still here?
Person#2: He's being a Pecker Nat.
Person #1: oh...., ok I will roll a bowl with him so he will leave.

by Marlborough-lite July 20, 2023

triple decker pecker

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.

"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."

by Bingslongg January 24, 2020

Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.

As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.

by Zombiej June 24, 2022