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Canadian Fisting

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.
"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."
by GWCovert January 19, 2016
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lemur fist

A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist
Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours
by Alleycat74 April 15, 2022
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lock fist

the locking of your fist when you are denied a spud / fist bump
louie told asher to spud it but gave him lock fist
by lockfister2000 April 27, 2022
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Soda Fisting

When your pop gets stuck in the machine so you fist dat bitch until it comes out!!!
That damn Coke Machine stole my dolla so I began Soda Fisting the hell out of it!
by Brush Tits January 6, 2015
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poopy fist

In a 69 styled position, when you punch your girl in the asshole as she is climaxing, and you get a bunch off poo on your fist.
Man I was hoping she wouldn't climax yet, so I pulled out the ole poopy fist on her , little did I know she had a large chilli and enchilada lunch.
by pussycat93 December 25, 2016
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Cum-fisting

When one man proceeds to cum into the anus of another to which he follows up by fisting the asshole using semen as lub.
While on the bus Joshua exclaimed to his friend Jennifer, I'm not huge on anal but I'd be up for cum-fisting all night.
by Tsx Weasel July 27, 2016
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Chalfont Fist

Post game ritual after consistently losing 1 goal games after holding lead for most of the game.
After blowing another lead Sunday night, the team nominated Mike to perform a Chalfont Fist
by Winger Mankini March 28, 2019
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