Teenager

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018

Teenager

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.

I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

Teenager

TEENAGER ITS THE TIME YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT AND ACTALY LIKE IT INSTEAD OF BEING A STUCK UP KINDER YOU CAN NOW BE HIGH AND FREE AND FEEL YOUNGER ANTI AGING DO AS YOU PLZ AND BE ALLOWED TO TODDLER CANT BUT TEENAGER CAN IMMATURE IS NOT ACT YOUR AGE IMMATURE MEANS ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER A REAL TEENAGER YAAAAAY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEHEHEHEAAAAYEAH!!!!

Teenager is a cute suck up lazy hate school now or don't know a thing sexy and full time highpo

by Truthofficial777 January 1, 2020

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

baltimore teenagers

baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday

those baltimore teenagers are wild.

by yo123yo January 17, 2018

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024