thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

by Hamroll November 27, 2006

Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

by ApolloStar December 13, 2015

lego thumbs

That soreness in your thumbs you feel after playing with legos a lot.

I just played with legos for three hours and I have a severe case of lego thumbs!

by nvafa1 September 11, 2010

Taiwan Thumb

The condition when an entire side of your thumb is covered in ink from sliding it to smudge your name off an official deportation document.

Man, I was able to avoid being forced to extradite to Kyosha, though now I suffer Taiwan Thumb

by Robert Shame May 08, 2013

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006

thumb fun

unneccessary use of a cell phone (usually texting) with the thumbs.

q: "Why is SAM being so quiet and looking down?????"

a: "Oh, she's having some thumb fun!!!"

by carnuga February 27, 2009

Thumbs Down

An option on this site that should be available for the pictures too.

Check own the pictures under emo and shocker to see what I mean.

by 29A April 29, 2005