Self Defense

When somebody who's on MY side shoots someone, but not when it's somebody on YOUR side!

Person 1 : "Yeah, Person 4 shot Person 56 in self defense because he came at Person 4 with a knife."
Person 2 : "Oh, shame. I hope he's okay."
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, Person 5 shot Person 78 because he did the same thing."
Person 2: "Person 5? Isn't he one of those OdD nUmBeR people? Crazy how murderers get away with anything in this country.."
Person 1: "What"

by LordHookie April 28, 2022

self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.

Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.

by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011

self-dater

Common in gay relationships, when the two guys dating look nearly identical.

Oh god look at those self-daters, it's so narcissistic.

by j0ry December 16, 2008

Self Harm

when you purposely hurt yourself.

examples of self harm are cutting, taking drugs, drinking, starving yourself.

by mypseudonymoof March 20, 2019

Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted

In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."

by Money $hot November 17, 2010

self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.

Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.

by Zachary DeMarachelle December 29, 2007

self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor

Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.

by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019