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Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
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melting strawberry

The face someone makes when they're zoned out , and haven't moved in hours.
Zamn, Joelle is watching Netflix on the bed again. Classic melting strawberry
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sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex
I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day
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Golden strawberry

A golden shower when the girl is on her period.
Tina was on her period so I had her give me a golden strawberry.
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strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink
i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt
by funguspancake March 15, 2020
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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together
by Damenzo July 23, 2020
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Strawberry Creampie

A creampie, but when she is on her period.
Damn I just strawberry creampied in her last night and it was bloody.
by Papasito427 October 7, 2020
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