Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019

melting strawberry

The face someone makes when they're zoned out , and haven't moved in hours.

Zamn, Joelle is watching Netflix on the bed again. Classic melting strawberry

by ASMRAshley April 14, 2019

sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Golden strawberry

A golden shower when the girl is on her period.

Tina was on her period so I had her give me a golden strawberry.

by Crontastic March 11, 2020

strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink

i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt

by funguspancake March 15, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together

my mouth felt a strawberry milkshake last night

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

Strawberry Creampie

A creampie, but when she is on her period.

Damn I just strawberry creampied in her last night and it was bloody.

by Papasito427 October 7, 2020