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strawberry shawtycake

“damn boiii!!! did you see that strawberry shawtycake tessa? so fine!”
by Balletdancer2004 July 6, 2019
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Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
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melting strawberry

The face someone makes when they're zoned out , and haven't moved in hours.
Zamn, Joelle is watching Netflix on the bed again. Classic melting strawberry
by ASMRAshley April 14, 2019
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sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex
I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day
by Jlane348 May 11, 2019
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Strawberry Shortdick

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult
by Anal parade April 17, 2017
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strawberry flip

Turning your crackhoe that trades sex for drugs into a prostitute in your pimp stable
Damn that crack ho be fine I'm all bout' to strawberry flip that bitch and get her by my side working that for me
by Brogantac April 22, 2017
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Strawberry beefcaked

When a girl has been screwed in the butt so many times by a juiced up guy that her butthole looks like a busted straweberry.
That girl got strawberry beefcaked by jacked up dude from the gym
by Strawberry beefcake June 30, 2017
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