strawberry shawtycake

A shawty with strawberry blonde hair

“damn boiii!!! did you see that strawberry shawtycake tessa? so fine!”

by Balletdancer2004 July 6, 2019

Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019

melting strawberry

The face someone makes when they're zoned out , and haven't moved in hours.

Zamn, Joelle is watching Netflix on the bed again. Classic melting strawberry

by ASMRAshley April 14, 2019

sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Strawberry Shortdick

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

by Anal parade April 17, 2017

strawberry flip

Turning your crackhoe that trades sex for drugs into a prostitute in your pimp stable

Damn that crack ho be fine I'm all bout' to strawberry flip that bitch and get her by my side working that for me

by Brogantac April 22, 2017

Strawberry beefcaked

When a girl has been screwed in the butt so many times by a juiced up guy that her butthole looks like a busted straweberry.

That girl got strawberry beefcaked by jacked up dude from the gym

by Strawberry beefcake June 30, 2017