Smelly Kelly

The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .

“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”

“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”

by UncleTomDaJigga July 30, 2025

smelly onion

A dirty vagina aka canned sardines in a moose knuckle

Yo you're a smelly onion

by Oj has been freed November 6, 2019

d Anthony's smelly piece

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.

sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away

maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece

by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018

smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white

oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone

by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016

Smelly Garcia

The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.

Dude, i gave shelia a smelly garcia this morining!

Dude nice!

by smellygarcia February 1, 2019

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Smelly box

Ajax, Seiana, Prue, Myf, Piper, Hailey and Matilda all have smelly fishy boxes.

Read above smelly box

by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023