Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

Minnesota mogwai

Minnesota mogwai placing a mogwai (Gizmo from the movie Gremlins) in your or someone else's anus and then feeding it after midnight, or exposing it to water, or sunlight. To derive sexual pleasure or as punishment .

My girlfriend caught me screwing her sister and said" If you want to stay together your atonement is the Minnesota Mogwai...."

My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.

by Hic Nocker August 13, 2025

Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.

Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know

by Adrianrage December 30, 2024

minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.

"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."

by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Knuckle

When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.

You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!

by Spumoni September 10, 2021