messy matt

While people are having anal sex, someone ejaculates into someone's ass. Then, the person with jizz in their ass, farts onto someone's face, shooting the jizz out of their asshole onto someone's face, leaving them with the aroma of fart and the texture of jizz on their face.

When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.

by BPS is gay March 20, 2004

Matt demon

The demon that haunts your house and its name is matt damon.

Oh no, its a Matt demon

by s10thz October 30, 2017

Matt Hossed

Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.

Whoa dude Hillary Clinton just got Matt Hossed.

by Jyshua August 24, 2017

Matt Wilson

A legend some call him Matty Wap a lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi

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#WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genuis .... Daaaang

by WWMWD May 26, 2018

Matt D

An other word for taking a big shit

Hold on a minute I'm taking a Matt d

by Lieutenantdan April 13, 2016

Matt Nicholls

To abuse power with no restraints

I Matt Nicholls my job every chance that I get

by DamagedGoodz January 22, 2015

Matt Damon

the modern Renaissance Man; most notable for his godlike acting ability, the capability to make weapons out of any household object, and the power to rid the thirst of all African Children.

Deliver unto us Matt Damon, so that we may make it through this times of great peril and and ultimate judgement.

by theworldneedsmatt July 27, 2010