Josh

Joshs are funny, loyal, and handsome people. They are very honest and will avoid any conflict. They are very loving people towards their friends and family. Thry try to get along with everyone and are very social.
you want a josh in your life cause they won't leave your side.

Girl 1: That guy is hot!
Girl2: yeah that's a josh.

by swimming♡ April 4, 2015

Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.

(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!

by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018

Joshing

1. (Verb)
To kid or joke with someone.

2. (Verb)
To "accidentally" sit on an animal or object for one's sexual pleasure.

1. Friend - "Why are you always being mean to me bruh?"

Me - "Just joshing you man..."

2. Friend- "Hey! Do you have any plans for tonight?"

Me - "Yeah, I was planning to josh my dog all night."

by Oshija August 3, 2016

Josh

Usually, a piece of shit. He can't spell worth a damn. He's mentally unstable. He claims to be an outlaw, but he's actually a pussy. Most likely a virgin with a micro penis. Can't handle his liquor and brags about the one time he did dope. All in all, he's a waste of time.

That guys a piece of shit. He's probably a Josh.

by Wildflower January 14, 2015

Josh

Big try hard on the likes of fortnite and pornhub and will usually chat shit about any thing he likes Zeus' dick up his arse and does fake taxi.

Josh is a big try hard pussy magnet you better keep your distance.

by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 11, 2019

Josh

Josh is a cool fun and sometimes annoying person he's a bit of a whore but he's cool anyway he's almost always late everywhere he goes

Jessica: have u seen josh today

Joe: yeah he was late to history class today

by :::::::::35 October 4, 2016

Josh

He is an amazing guy who can fill you up in seconds with his big dick! No need for a condom... you'll want to live with him forever and have a family. Take in every bit of cum he dispenses because not everyone gets it!

"Omg Josh is so amazing, I will marry him and have a family one day!"

by Jpb111 February 9, 2017