Fortnite

a game that is dead, has its own kids and has gay people. anyone who plays it 24/7 gets no bitches

hey justin, ready to crack some cocaine and whack those bootycheeks tonight on fortnite

by dank guy that loves memes September 2, 2022

Fortnite

The modern bubonic plague, it spreads everywhere and it is impossible to ignore or escape

Oh shit he's playing fortnite!

by F1NN5EST May 30, 2019

Fortnite

It's the game to play if you're looking to construct AIDS or cancer. Most people who play it have 1-2 synapses going through their brain at a time, and the rest are children and male adults who wear diapers still.

Dylan: Hey man how many solo dubz you got on Fortnite
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?

Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit

by JockHawk June 9, 2018

Fortnite

Beware, this game is actual cancer. If you try to go against a John Wick in a building battle, there is a 99% percent chance he will kill you with a 360 pump headshot and do the "L dance", as he savors the W. Tilted Towers, where you can feel the sweat every single step you take. Default skins so far are the gods of this game. If you see a Default skin walking across, feel some sympathy for the default. Just to let you know, they have feelings too. V-Bucks are pretty much impossible to get unless you steal your mum's credit card. Well, good luck on Fortnite. I have nothing else to say.

"Hey, where we dropping in Fortnite?"
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."

by HowToEatPizza101 June 4, 2018

fortnite

a person with small dick disorder will play because there mom wouldn't buy them Minecraft, and where the 5 year olds say there 16 and say they where getting head while playing so they lost, and a place where autistic people find mates by screaming REEE

Tim: billy where you playing fortnite yesterday?
billy: yeah, and fucking your mom at the same time.

by lmao who r u boi December 2, 2018

fortnite

a game that causes men to lose their ghul due to addiction

we are the fortnite peole and we wife leave we cuz ah fortnite\

by whassupboiiiiiiiiiiii May 14, 2018

fortnite

a game for virgins and fags that came out in 2018. this fake ass cartoony bullshit is played by millions who don’t care about social life whatsoever

guy: dude get this, so i was playing fortnite and-
guy 2: i don’t give a fuck about your virgin ass life shut the hell up pussy

by capt__concussion69 July 19, 2018