A Self-taught adult - often a bachelor- learning to cook later in life. Marked by clumsy technique, minimal skills, and maximum YouTube reliance. Known for treating every semi-edible dish like a personal triumph. The guy that realizes instant ramen isn't a real meal and UberEats is getting expensive. Now he is cooking like his life depends on it... because.. you know... it does. Zero training, plenty of enthusiasm, and wayyyyy too many cooking gadgets that he may never even use. A culinary glow up in progress. See also "King of the Burnt Pancake." For a feminine term, please see "Chef Hot Messica"
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025
Get the Chef Fuckboy-rdee mug.See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025
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Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
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Get the I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato). mug.Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.
When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.
After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.
After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.
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Get the not a sushi chef. mug.Coworker T asks coworker K if she has a personal chef at home. Coworker K says yes, he cooks the best and gives the best cuddles too.
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