Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 19, 2019

joony cakes

Prison slang for butt/anus.

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

cake top

a series of fat rolls too humongous to be considered merely a muffin top, hence becoming a "cake top". cake tops often have tiers or layers, much like a cake.

"omg did you see the cake top on that bitch?! i was about to put her on the Next Food Network Star...as the food"

by breannahharmonbitches December 29, 2008

cake bitch

When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.

"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"

by Nextlevel August 11, 2020

CuDi CaKe

Brownies or baked goods with weed in them. Named after the rapper/stoner KiD CuDi

Hey man want some pot brownies?
Yeah dawg, I love CuDi CaKes.

by Locke2917 November 05, 2009

Dauntless cake

The best cake in the entire world 🍰

Where there is dauntless cake, there is Tobias.

by Perksofbeingvicki June 11, 2014

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010