tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!
“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023
Get the Tannermug. Tanner Cassin is the worst type of person in the world. He is a piece of shit in the port potty of hell. If you date him he will have sex with your future roommate and think he did nothing wrong. If you ever meet a Tanner Cassin, run the other way. He might chase you (i forgot to mention that he is also a creepy stalker who will maybe take advantage of you) so run like hell until you are on the other side of the country. If I C U Next Tuesday Tanner Cassin, it will be too soon.
by putaringonit June 2, 2018
Get the Tannermug. by Doppëlgangēr August 20, 2017
Get the reese tannermug. 
by yourmom69694206969 February 28, 2022
Get the Tannermug. An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.
Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"
Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"
Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"
by Roty October 4, 2013
Get the Tanneringmug.