Cat

The animal you stick things in

I stuck ur mom up my cat

by Ur mothe r April 1, 2022

Diarrhean Cat

This cat breed is beautiful to look at but don’t be fooled. They will leave you a present that you will have to clean up.

O geez the Diarrhean cat was on my bed again

by Joe man April 30, 2023

Cat

feline

Person 1: This asshole is ruing my life.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: My cat.

by BlazingCouch January 24, 2018

Cat

A cat is a feline friend for everybody they can be female or male

You can find them stray and owned some people have 26 cats in there house or more

Larissa- I wish I can have a cat

Marcus - female or male

by Dream_smp_lover February 24, 2022

Cat

A fucking animal that lays on your keyboard and purrs

My cat is stupid

by Xhannalora Angelique Cook November 23, 2019

Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)

Hey hows your cat?
Hungry

by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024