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Cat

by Ur mothe r April 1, 2022
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Diarrhean Cat

This cat breed is beautiful to look at but don’t be fooled. They will leave you a present that you will have to clean up.
O geez the Diarrhean cat was on my bed again
by Joe man April 30, 2023
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Cat

Person 1: This asshole is ruing my life.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: My cat.
by BlazingCouch January 24, 2018
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Cat

A cat is a feline friend for everybody they can be female or male

You can find them stray and owned some people have 26 cats in there house or more
Larissa- I wish I can have a cat

Marcus - female or male
by Dream_smp_lover February 24, 2022
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Cat

A fucking animal that lays on your keyboard and purrs
by Xhannalora Angelique Cook November 23, 2019
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Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)
by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019
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cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
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