National Danny Loser day

January 15, anyone named Danny is a loser for a day.

Jane: Hey danny did you now tomorrow is national Danny loser day?
Danny: No i didn’t :(

by milfloverr January 14, 2021

National Tit Grab Day

On 14th April it’s “National Tit Grab Day” so go and grab someone’s boobs!

Go cop a feel man! it’s “national tit grab day”

by somerninesizx May 25, 2018

national hate eli day

a day where you hate elijah walker and yell at him and beat him up

“it’s national hate eli day!”

by meggoso May 30, 2020

National Disabled Asshole Day

National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.

Hey daddy its time to celebrate National Disabled Asshole Day

by Retardist February 12, 2021

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 8, 2019

National Grey SweatPants Day

National Grey SweatPants day is on September 30th

Hey did you hear National Grey Sweatpants day is tomorrow?

by Alexis Windshear September 29, 2020

national booty slap day

the one day you’re able to slap a women, girlfriend, lover, stranger or friends arse with no consequences

Happy national booty slap day baby *slaps arse*

by Wallabooby December 30, 2019