Poop Point
verb, noun
1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.
Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”
Poo Point
Noun
The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.
Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”
verb, noun
1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.
Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”
Poo Point
Noun
The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.
Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”
"Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”
“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”
“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”
by RyTheMediaGuy April 14, 2025

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019

"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

by WOW I LIKE IT February 1, 2021
