my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times
*explains very clearly*

wym

my god
by hirolito October 08, 2023
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My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...
Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
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God's resolution

1028x1024 a 5:4 super vga resolution popularized in the early days of 17" TFT panels.
Matt: Hey Jeff, what resolution are you running? Jeff: God's resolution
by Hohlraum October 03, 2023
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Kush Gods

The gods or goddesses taking care of stoners who may be dry. They present offerings during dry times, which manifest as dime bags on sidewalks, or a big nug you find in the carpet.
Dude I found 1g nug in the carpet! Praise the Kush Gods!
by EYELND May 10, 2023
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god skin nigga

a god skin from elden gyatts but black and uses gun
im gonna god skin nigga

your ass nigga
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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024
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