National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

National Tit Grab Day

On 14th April it’s “National Tit Grab Day” so go and grab someone’s boobs!

Go cop a feel man! it’s “national tit grab day”

by somerninesizx May 25, 2018

National eat pussy day

May 17th is national eat pussy day, on this day you can eat that pussy

I just ate tha pussy because its national eat pussy day

by xdBrazzerrrs;) April 11, 2019

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 8, 2019

national booty slap day

the one day you’re able to slap a women, girlfriend, lover, stranger or friends arse with no consequences

Happy national booty slap day baby *slaps arse*

by Wallabooby December 30, 2019

national hate eli day

a day where you hate elijah walker and yell at him and beat him up

“it’s national hate eli day!”

by meggoso May 30, 2020

National Grey SweatPants Day

National Grey SweatPants day is on September 30th

Hey did you hear National Grey Sweatpants day is tomorrow?

by Alexis Windshear September 29, 2020