3rd of December

Like in Dorian Gray's song Heather, on the 3rd of december you give someone a sweather you have a close bond with or love/like them.

You gave her your sweather?

Yes, it's the 3rd of december and I like her, now she knows !

by BlueandGrey October 16, 2022

December

Make out w/ your crush month

Girl. Why’d u just kiss me.
Boy. Cuz it’s make out with your crush December.

by Brookxjade December 2, 2020

December 4

Be quiet in school today. NO TALKING!!

Boys arrive at school
Boy 1- *uses sign language* hey it’s December 4
Boy 2- *uses sigh language* oh yeah now be quiet

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

December 26th

the day after christmas when you have to wait another 364 days and you realize you have to put away all those chessy christmas decorations and lights.

Oh boi its December 26th fuck!

by random dudesz January 4, 2020

December 12th

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.

John: “hay jimmy”
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”

by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020

December 4th

The day the Pbsus roller coaster is/was open(ed) to the public

HOLY SHIT IT'S DECEMBER 4TH 2030 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT JEANS!

by Pbsus The Guy July 11, 2022

December 15

If ur the shortest ur welcome. Today is the slap tall friend-dag. That means you can slap your tallest friend across the face 5 times.

Hi its december 15:th
Tall friend: ok?
Short friend: you know what that means!
-oh no
*slap*

by Dumbwhorebitch November 9, 2019