Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.

by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022

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Wild Wednesday's

Wild Wednesday's (not to be confused with hump day) are a day in the middle of the week meant for getting wild. Whether it's riding a bear or grabbing a drink at your favorite bar, it's what YOU bring to the table that makes it wild.

Let's go to the bar and get wild for Wild Wednesday's!

by Bruce89 May 25, 2016

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Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

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Wednesday- day to send

Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!

by Colleennnn May 3, 2023

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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

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