winnie whack wednesday

anyone will nut tap any males near by on a wednesday

person 1: "sup man"
person two: nut taps person

person 1: "why man"
person 2: "it is Winnie whack Wednesday"

by asfend November 3, 2013

Wednesday warrior

Somebody who stormed the United States Capitol on Wednesday, January 6, 2021.

Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY

We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards

by youreds May 23, 2023

Ass Wednesday

When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.

The drunk broad from last night kept praying for forgiveness after ass wednesday.

by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020

wet pussy wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday but instead pics of wet pussy is sent on Wednesday via text or other means

My girlfriend sent my titty pics on titty Tuesday an on wet pussy Wednesday sent me wet pussy pics .

by JoeDirt1986 March 1, 2023

Wednesday

Wednesday is a person with a heart of gold, they normally tend to hide the fact though. They are not afraid to try new things and explore they crazy new realms of this life, and they'll do it with a smile. Wednesday loves dark and scary places only because it helps them to feel more grounded in life, as does nature but if asked they would never tell. Wednesdays have a lot of issues with self image but will do anything possible to let someone else know that they are beautiful/ handsome, in a heartbeat. Wednesday can be described as a free spirit when it comes to dating, but in reality they want the one thing no one will give them. Wednesday is the best person to choose as a work partner, because they will spend countless hours studying, then more hours helping teaching their partners the information so they don't have to work as hard if they are not able to. If you talk to a Wednesday ask them about something they really like, and watch their eyes light up in excitement, and see just how passionate they are about the person or topic of their interest. All in all they are a wonderful person, but if you mess with them or the people they care about, watch as they turn from calm and collected, to villain in an instant. That is the only time Wednesday is truly "heartless".

Wednesday is the best person to have in my life.

by Calli November 24, 2021

Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)

Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020