Fukke Mouse

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.

That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......

by Statler71 December 9, 2010

PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.

"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!

by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010

Mingus Mouse

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.

Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!

by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009

Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017