Girl: Check out my glossy taco it looks so good
Guy: lmao
Girl: I'm talking about my nails you fucking idiot
Guy: lmao
Girl: I'm talking about my nails you fucking idiot
by StinkyDuRag April 6, 2022
Get the glossy taco mug.The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
Get the Glossy taco mug.when you take a shit in a taco shell, then eat the taco then shitting it out then putting back in the taco then eating it, rinse and repeat.
by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024
Get the glossy taco mug.wen you take a shit in a taco shell then eat it, then shit it out minutes later, repeating the procedure over and over again.
by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024
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