butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

deep butthole

When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.

I have to poop but it's super deep butthole right now.

by Tillie Jackjack February 21, 2023

Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021

Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

Supreme Butthole

Supreme Butthole is the act of shoving a taco supreme up anothers anus.

I Just Performed The Supreme Butthole On Stage!

by pewdiepies pp November 4, 2020