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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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Redneck cigarette

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
by NutJoicer November 6, 2020
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Party Cigarette

When atleast 20 cigarettes (or butts) are held together in a pop can with the top and bottom cut out and smoked at the same time.
MAN, I SMOKED A PARTY CIGARETTE AT THE KIM MITCHELL CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT FROM NICOTINE OVERDOSE, MAN!
by Flip Gunderson September 24, 2010
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Smoking rationed cigarettes

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.
Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something
by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022
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Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.
Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.
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cigarettes

Cigarettes are legit fudging BAD for you also if you see this you probably smoke or want to. =) no offense
Guy 1: Yo! Can i get a pack of cigarettes from you?
Guy 2:Nah man!
Girl 1:Please?
sxy girl 2: Come on we can't get a pack? well then can we get u?
Guy 1: I'm out!
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Cigarette Friday

Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.
by therealmacgyver November 2, 2023
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