cave vagina

An extremely spacious vagina, one that requires larger objects for stimulation.

She said that my seven-inch penis was too small. Bitch must have some sort of cave vagina.

by Sami-X January 22, 2009

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

by fpile September 12, 2010

Vagina

The storeroom for the man's cock.
A.K.A pussy

If it is cold in the winter, than leave your cock in a vagina, it will get warm there

by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020

Vagina

my breakfast

This morning I ate my gf's vagina.

by Urban Dictionary October 19, 2008

blubbering vagina

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005

Stale Vagina

1. No good Pussy

2. Fat girl pussy

3. Vagina that smells and tastes like dead fish

4. Expired Pune

5. Crusty Snatch

1. The loose bitches. spitter vagina - "those loose bitches have stale vaginas"

2. A typical fat girl that looks 8 months pregnant - "that fat girl has a stale vagina"

3. A general lack of vaginal hygiene - "that bitch has a general lack of hygiene and therefore has a stale vagina"

4. Old dusty pussy thats like sticking your tongue in a moldy donut - "that pussy is so old and dusty it's gotten stale'

5. Foodstuff still evident on vaginal area . sometimes can be crusty pussy juice - "this food around your vaginal area miss, means you have a stale vagina"

by Gregssmallpenis December 31, 2009

Vagina Time

A long period of time characterized for how long it takes a women to do basically anything. Also known as vagina time.

Dude what took you so long?
The bitch was driving... she made vagina time.

We thought you were bring the beers in an hour. Not in vagina time.

by Jason Riley June 18, 2004