late night talker guy

The guy who a girl tells her problems in the depth of the night and who will never be together because that man is officially in the friend-zone.

Guy 1: I talked to her until 2am
Guy 2: you're totally late night talker guy

by jackofoso December 26, 2011

LNT (Late Night Tip)

A girl that you can call at the end of a late night that you will guaranteed be able to have sex with.

It's 3 AM and I'm horny, I better call Nicole my LNT (Late Night Tip).

by Jordo467 September 29, 2009

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

Late New Years Kiss

A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.

Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.

by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022

two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness

star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!

by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023

Late Night Space Flight

The act of getting blazed around midnight.

I was on a late night space flight when i wrote this so it took me 10 minutes...

by Latenightblazer March 4, 2011

Too little too late

Too late to apologize. When someone makes a huge mistake and his apology is way too little to cover the damages.

Son 1: I love you too mom
Mom glances at son 2
Son 2 long time after: I love you too mom
Mom: too little too late

by Mmithw May 17, 2020