Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024

second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.

- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"

by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024

Bless

A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!

"I saw bless take a girls phone!"
"Bless is a total Blessing!"
"Bless is a cool guy"

by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022

Blessings

Blessings is an extremely talented and wonderful woman that is loved by all. She is a natural caregivers with a big heart. Like a mother, she will be there to take care of you, nurture you and listen in your times of need.

She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.

Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.

You are the Blessings of my life

by pseudopseudonympseudo November 23, 2021

Joshua-blessed

When someone is so sweet, polite, and angel-coded that you forget they can roast your entire lineage with perfect grammar.

“She said ‘sweetie, no’ and I felt baptized. Joshua-blessed.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

by filip98 April 8, 2018

selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014