As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
by shidz October 21, 2015
by Mack Donahue May 09, 2015
A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
by ebiz_iv January 08, 2021
by Soggy white bread June 08, 2025
Someone with the music note tattoo along their body has shown exceptional skill on the Skin Flute or Sacksophone
Wearers who have tattooed the Music Note on the face have especially high desire to play the Skin Flute often times without even being asked to.
Wearers who have tattooed the Music Note on the face have especially high desire to play the Skin Flute often times without even being asked to.
by HDTatMan July 10, 2024
by PogChamp3 May 18, 2023