smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

smash it right

Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.

Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009