During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
by TheNutSlapper December 19, 2022
Girl who spends her time hanging around in carparks whether its in her boyfriends car or her own...thinking she is it...
by lilginga March 07, 2012
A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass
Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!
Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.
Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.
by xo805 December 12, 2020
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