Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Creamy Muldoon

The act of two guys facing each other with their erect penises touching one another while another person of any gender lubes them up and gives them both a handjob in unison until they both ejaculate. The closer to orgasming simultaneously the better.

Terry offered to give Mike and Dylan a Creamy Muldoon to celebrate their graduation.

by Nomorehangups December 31, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Pulling a mulholland

Having a cry wank

After watching a depressing movie, I like pulling a mulholland.

by I'm not Naomi Watts June 3, 2010

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025