Minnesota

The forgotten snowy state.

"Hey dude, Do you know what Minnesota is ?"
"The fuck is that? Is that a real place?"
"I don't fucking know."

by I_Hate_Onions February 8, 2021

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Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021

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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

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Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

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Reverse Minnesota Snuggle

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.

My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

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