chocolate gravy

When a man asks another man to human centipede him after a juice diet.

Hey Dave! Give me some of that chocolate gravy!

by Whoispete May 28, 2017

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022

chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 8, 2017

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer

James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown

by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010

chocolate lesbian

Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!

by observantlurker September 21, 2015