Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
Get the Good morning and god blessmug. A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.
Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
by MixedBag August 29, 2022
Get the St. Bonaventure’s Blessingmug. A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.
"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"
"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"
"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"
by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018
Get the Bless wavemug. The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
Get the Resting Bless Your Heart Facemug. A Tall, Smart, Funny dude when you meet someone with the name bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass but you'll be blessed to have him in your life
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
Get the Blessmug. A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God
by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022
Get the On Blessmug. When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
Get the Peanut Butter Blessingmug.