get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 03, 2011

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Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 08, 2024

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020

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Drop Ready

A thing that is prepared for life and knows rite from wrong. Highest infinite possibilities for something.

I was Drop Ready today in spite of all the negativity and wanted all life to be Drop Ready too so we didn't have to go somewhere that was buzz kill capable! Never again without Drop Ready will we be.

by Step all over da space April 25, 2022

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Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 06, 2022

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