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butthole lettuce

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir
by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023
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butthole hero

by scc712018 June 12, 2018
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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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Smokey Butthole

-Noun

-Verb: Smokey Buttholing
-Adective: Smokey Buttholed

We were smoking from my friends elephant bowl with the trunk for suction and the carb was the butthole, every time when we hit the bowl an cherried it the elephant filled with smoke and wed say "smokey butthole" as we pass it off.
- "Dude that smokey butthole was soo good"
by M@rty Mcfly October 13, 2011
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Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.
My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.
by c@pper April 16, 2021
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deep butthole

When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.
by Tillie Jackjack February 21, 2023
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Butthole Tetris

A game where you see how many odd-shaped objects you can stack up your ass.
"hey man, heard you and your buddies are going home for a game of butthole tetris."
by killerbarbie May 7, 2013
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