Poop

An Gooey substance that comes out of your butt

I had a big poop in the morning

by God_234 July 31, 2020

poop

brown log squishy or hard with chunks comming out of your behind

the poop comming out of my butt was long and hard

by bdog006 November 1, 2020

Poop

It’s just poop 💩

Me: Hey I gotta poop

Mom: Go then..
Me: I WILL!

by Jill 💕 June 25, 2019

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023

poop

poop backwards

Hobo 1: poop backwards is poop hahaha

Hobo 2: your not funny

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024