garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)

Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

by not garfeld the cat January 28, 2023

Channel-catted

The act of taking a male's genitals in whole (Scrotum and penis) into the mouth all at once.

Jenny channel-catted me last night and it felt great!

by Echo5Hotel March 08, 2019

Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.

Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!

by Echo5Hotel March 08, 2019

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit

This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."

by BillionBro October 15, 2023

Duffel Cat

When a man and woman have intercourse while the woman is inside a confined space such as a duffel bag, suit case, or something similar.

Sharon agreed to perform a Duffel Cat on the condition that they fly first class.

by smuffman February 10, 2013

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Ordinary Cat

The opposite of a cool cat. Someone who is just absolutely mid in every way possible.

“oh that guy over there, he’s just an ordinary cat”

“what’s an ordinary cat?”
“he’s just not that cool of a cat”

by jj179263 February 21, 2024