poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

poop

poop is a brown substance and when you happen to eat corn there is corn in it

I pooped yesterday!!!!!

by viaticempress73 June 27, 2017

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

poop you

a compliment, only meant for the closest of friends. it’s meant to uplift your friends

Person 1: WOOW poop you
Person 2: omg thank you so much!!!!!
Person 1: you’re welcome poop

by Shdhshshhs October 22, 2022

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

Poop Sock

Basically a sock full of poop that people hide from their moms for example Eric Green

Someone could hide a poop sock from their mom

by puss696969 September 8, 2019

Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States

Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!

by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018