Peanut Butter James

A person, often named James who only eats meals consisting of pure peanut butter. They often have fun with their jars of peanut butter (e.g. gooning).

Hey Peanut Butter James, why is there a hole in your jar of peanut butter?

by Retigga November 23, 2025

James

This is probably the worst person you will ever meet. It seems like a good person, until you actually realize it is a huge liar. Never trust one of these creatures. Also, if you fall in love with one, RUN. You are so cooked. (NOT ALL JAMES ARE LIKE THIS)

Cool person: I lowkey like James
Alpha Person: NO. IT WILL LIE TO YOU. DON'T LET IT HURT YOU.

by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

The James game

You need a friend to play this one person says someone’s name and the other person has to say it louder than them and continue I tell the person whose name you are saying notices and the last person who said it loses

Want to play the James game

by Mr EL November 29, 2025

James Story

means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES

James story meaning 1 BALL

Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant

Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..

by Silver and Nutshell Dictionary December 7, 2025

The James Strain

The Act - when a person who is specifically homosexual and their best mates called pol, engages in mutual rubbing with their partner while sharing their erotic touch, while not remembering their name at the time of climax, and calling them derrick.

The Item - a type of weed found in Paris that when smoked make everyone sound like their speaking like lil Wayne.

"ahhhh the James strain."
"hmmm im in the mood for the Mary Jane" "no bro, try the James Strain."

by gay balls 6767 December 27, 2025

James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022

Zack James

an absolute unit on the battlefield, inventor or yo mama and common name however i cant find him on the urban dictionary

man 1: HEYY WE NEED BACK UP
zack james: you called?

by Average Person Enjoyer 3000 June 9, 2022