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The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.
I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.
by JTCK December 3, 2017
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Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
by Oscar63 September 12, 2020
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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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Tim Michael Brown

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.
Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.
by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023
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Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.
I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!
by The trutherer December 6, 2022
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big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.
Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.
by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021
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Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.
Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020
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