clive walker brown

A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.

Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.

Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.

by Mofiggie February 5, 2023

Bourbon brown sugar

The mixture of poo and booze that sometimes results from buttchugging.

Bro 1: I got bourbon brown sugar on my chicken wings...

Bro 2: Sick, dude.

by a nouny moose August 15, 2016

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head

My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.

by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!

by The trutherer December 6, 2022