sticky brown eye

the act of taking a dump and cumming from the bowel movements

excuse me i need to take a sticky brown eye

by swap fingers January 7, 2011

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

Brown eye Benny

The act of snorting cocaine off a males anus (see also brown eye Betty)

I did that brown eye Benny off of monsieure jean luc and got so fuckin high

by More me than you February 3, 2013

brown striped sweater

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.

Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014

brown canal sandwich

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015