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james shields

james shields is the hottest guy on planet earth, fuck me daddy!
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James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"
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james

very good looking. has a large penis and all the women want hid large dick. he is way better than karter
he is such a james
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James Ribas

Used to describe somebody who's abnormally large and uses their blubber as armour.
"Oh, I just lost to a James Ribas in Clash! I need to go back to playing Gay UFC. "
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James

Being an "ASSHOLE" Taking his frustration out on the human population.
As soon as he woke up this morning he was being a "James" .
by Layla Mildner December 12, 2021
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James

the most prettiest person on earth they literally deserve everything even tho they can be an ass most times they are the best humans to live.
HI JAMES!!
ITS JAMES!
OMG JAMES IS SO HOT 🙁🙏🏼
by zbanzzzzzz November 20, 2021
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James

James can not be captured in a sentence, it's mere complexity and vastness is incomprehensible for the human mind
by AllFaxNoCap August 8, 2021
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