King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

King Skin Rash

A derogatory nickname for King Charles III of England, referencing politician Rawiri Waititi of New Zealand who performed his required oath to King Charles using the Maori term "harehare", which can mean either "Charles" or "skin rash. The new term "King Skin Rash" is used to disrespect the monarchy and colonialization.

Alternatively: The Skin Rash, King Skin-Rash, King SkinRash, King Harehare

King Skin Rash is an ugly old man.

by yeppityyep December 5, 2023

King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.

King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."

by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011

king Willie

what you think you are a big man

What do you think you are a king willie?

by Vinnie King April 15, 2007

Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"

Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.

by Great Grandpa Ohio June 4, 2018

King Julien

Julien is cool and doesn't need to do much for others to see him! Julien can be really nice unless you upset him, though his smiles go for miles! If you ever meet a King Julien then make sure to respect him because he deserves it! Not only is he hot, but he knows how to keep his cool. King Julien picks up all the girls so watch out!

"Here comes the great King Julien!"

"Wow I'd love to be his wife!"

by Soler Bells April 13, 2022

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018