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Fish people

“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.
“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”
by Fedupaf October 12, 2023
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Triggy Fish

(n) an ironically and tragically named fish born to a Mama Grizzly with irreparable mental damage that struggles through life only to leap from the water and be eaten by aformentioned Mama Grizzly and chased by a warm cup of tea.

Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.
by mooseranger December 9, 2010
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fish and chips

oi its a little bri'sh thang lil leng ye mate lil wanka

o and also is food
"Oi do you want to go for fish'n'chips ay and then get a drink from the oldest inn in england ye?"
or you could say it like this
"Hi there do you want to go for fish and chips?"
by Anynomous #8526 October 20, 2022
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A game of fish

a "game" that involves smoking methamphetamine.

Wyoming, circa 2007 two men are in a hurry to run an important errand. Time is limited and they are running low on whoop chicken. In an effort to save time and consume drugs at a breakneck speed the two decide to burn through the bowl, never letting taking dope crystalized. One of them suggests holding their hits in also to maximize the intake. After ward's legend has it that later on that night they were explaining the new way they were smoking speed.some one in the room said they wanted to try it. During which they fell in the middle of the game, from lack of oxygen or over fulfillment of feelin good, as the person hit the ground they started flopping around like fish. From that point forward people in the western states of America have referred to smoking a bowl of speed quickly as a game of fish

Two people, one pipe. The rules are simple. While standing face to face, using a bubbler, player one takes a hit and passes the pipe to player two, while player two is taking there hit player one must hold his hit in. Once the pipe is passed back to player one he may exhale, BUT his next breath in must be a hit. This goes on until someone gives up or flops to the ground like FISH
A game of fish is a metaphorical name give to a game that involves smoking methamphetamine until someone passes out and possibly has a seizure, like a dish out of water.
by anonymous May 22, 2022
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
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Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.
I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
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