Squiggle do daddy

A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches

I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again

by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022

Squiggle do daddy

A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches

I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again

by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022

daddy

You need to get yourself some sexy daddy. You need daddys milk. Let him fuck you. Go get yourself a Sugar Daddy.

Girl 1: I drank my daddys milk last night...
Girl 2: Same. My sugar daddy fucked me so hard and fast, I could not walk for hours.

by iam_me May 7, 2022

national baby daddy day

the national day to celebrate your baby daddy

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy

by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022

Sugar Daddy

Your friendly neighbor who has 2 kids and always lets you borrow his sugar.

That sugar daddy is so nice. I couldn't make cupcakes yesterday because we ran out of sugar. But the friendly neighbor sugar daddy helped with that!

by LivDaHedgeHog May 9, 2022

Daddy Batman

When one man dresses up as Batman and his gay lover is the joker. Batman would stick a Batarang up the joker's rectum and the joker would something in my ass twice. While Daddy Batman is whipping him.

Man 1: You want to play Daddy Batman
Man 2: Sure

by PP FArt Bubble May 9, 2022

daddy broke

daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy

“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”

by the fittest May 9, 2022