Turner Smith

He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now

"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"

by The mr man December 1, 2021

The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 13, 2024